Military duties

A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

The army general says: “Alright, I’ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!”

The private reports as ordered, “Yes sir?”

The general says: “See that man over there? Kill him!”

Without hesitating, the private kills the man.

The general says: “See? That man has balls!”

The marine general says: “That’s nothing. Private, get over here!”

The marine private reports, “Yes, sir?”.

The marine general says: “See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself.”

Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.

The marine general says: “See? Now that man has balls!”

The navy admiral says: “That’s nothing.”

He calls to a seaman high up on a tower: “Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!”

The seaman answers, “Excuse me, sir?”

The admiral repeats: “JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!”

The seaman replies, “F*ck you, sir!”

The admiral says: “See? That man has balls and he’s got brains too!”

😌 😨 😂

Little Johnny about nuclear
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