Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.
How was your Christmas meal?
We had grandma for Christmas dinner.
Really?..
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present!
A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.
The waiter gave each
guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest
noticed that their glass contained a fly.
- The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.
- The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.
- The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.
- The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.
- The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.
- The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
- The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to
have a new glass. - The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.
- The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then
donated to the Englishman - The American sued the restaurant and claimed
for a $50 million compensation. - The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, ‘Now spit out all that you swallowed.’
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂